This third Lockdown hasn’t given us much to laugh about but this brought a smile to our faces, courtesy of The Screen on the Green, a cinema in Upper Street, Islington.

We sincerely hope Lockdown Three does end up being the final offering from this particularly dull franchise and that Lockdown Four never goes into production. But if it does, may we suggest the following full title: Lockdown Four – the never-ending story. Or perhaps take a leaf out of Mamma Mia’s book: Lockdown Four – here we go again. Or from Alien, a reference to Stay at Home – Lockdown Four – in your own space nobody can hear you scream. Any other suggestions from our readers gratefully received.